Explanation 1: Why EpiRural?
According to Wikipedia, the most trusted name in the world of potentially false online Encyclopedias,"The term epidural is often short for epidural analgesia, a form of regional analgesia involving injection of drugs through a catheter placed into the epidural space. The injection can cause both a loss of sensation (anaesthesia) and a loss of pain (analgesia), by blocking the transmission of signals through nerves in or near the spinal cord." Yeah, I started skimming after anal-something, but the last sentence sparked an idea. I considered my rural (and purposely undisclosed) location with the large and forever-increasing livestock population paired with the meager and declining human population mixed in with the same classmates since preschool and drizzled on top the fact that the closest "city" containing stores that don't sell deer hunting licenses remains an hour and a half from my house, and came to the conclusion that living in rural America is like receiving an epidural on my life. I'm bored. I'm numb. Also my spine is a little tingly...
Explanation 2: Your life is boring, do I have to care?
Honestly, no. But let's talk about it anyway. I'm currently a junior, with 400 kids in grades 9-12 attending my high school. The most exciting part of my week is coming home on Friday and hiding in my room while eating typical teenager food (frozen pizza),stocking up on James McAvoy movies (I have a soft spot for European men) and feeling bad about my life as he gazes into Anne Hathaway's eyes and tells her "I'm yours." (Goodbye, any remaining readers who have stayed on my page thus far). Also, I work at a library. So if you thought I was cool before...
Explanation 3: If nothing happens in your life, what do you expect to talk about?
Er....nothing? It worked for Seinfeld, right?
